It was a patch of clover , five bushels sweet and four bushels sour , growing near a pothole lid behind a room in the corner of the playground. We munched on it like cows
The revelation was startling, though , that a nail grown white could be cut out from the body without hurting any more than the burst of a chewing-gum bubble.
What scholars had done millenniums ago with the aid of Christ , I do now , with the aid of Popeye the sailor. Let us now call the ages before the year 2002 as ‘Pre-Popeyeian’ era and the rest as ‘Post-Popeyeian’ era , much the same as ‘ Before Christ and After Christ’.
I had scored a perfect hundred percent !! and the world just looked like a bra strap waiting to be snapped.
Much to my chagrin , the doors of the accursed dwelling were opened loose for us.
“don’t you begin lecturing me now , I’ve brought you up since you scurried around the streets like mowgli in underpants and washed your godknowswhatwhat since the days you made your red underpants turn topaz …. …. …. “
The sister-love which had welled up on her birth soon withered away as we did all we could to get rid of her . Tried to get her married off to an ice cream vendor , a scrap dealer , even a bear , once .
They had inadvertently summoned Satan himself . The Satan that poops. and OOPS ! they had no idea of my unfathomable naivety and the reynolds number of my poop action
TUK was , hands down , the prettiest girl in the class. She was white as fog , her face round with mahogany hair in a hime-cut style that just made me want to poop a lot lesser than what I was used to.
There are days when I can’t even burst a bubble wrap properly , but then , there are days when I just might operate a lathe machine all on my own and cut out a dildo from cast iron !