It was a patch of clover , five bushels sweet and four bushels sour , growing near a pothole lid behind a room in the corner of the playground. We munched on it like cows
The early bird catches the worm , but the night owl , well, he simply doesn’t care about worms , and at times ends up devouring the early bird itself.
The revelation was startling, though , that a nail grown white could be cut out from the body without hurting any more than the burst of a chewing-gum bubble.
That one wretched apple fucked us all !! upon dying , Galileo left us one thing to be revered as a relic – a middle finger.
“…Time to get medieval on a few asses ” .
It’s that time of the year again , when , in an Indian engineering college , professors transmute themselves and appear , to the rest of the unwashed masses, as a King holding court.
To sum it up , we are to this world what an appendix is to a large intestine and what nipples are to a man and what a handbrake is to a canoe.
What scholars had done millenniums ago with the aid of Christ , I do now , with the aid of Popeye the sailor. Let us now call the ages before the year 2002 as ‘Pre-Popeyeian’ era and the rest as ‘Post-Popeyeian’ era , much the same as ‘ Before Christ and After Christ’.
I had scored a perfect hundred percent !! and the world just looked like a bra strap waiting to be snapped.
Much to my chagrin , the doors of the accursed dwelling were opened loose for us.
Nonetheless , the following night , a pack of six foolhardy youths sneaked out of their college periphery (owing to lack of permission) and set out to set the Thames on fire ! or the Arabian sea , or… hell! the Gulf of Cambay on fire !!!
But when it came to issues concerning libido , Kaalu was no less than a cupid. He too, like his father , attempted to rape buffaloes and once got pooped over by one of them. Completely.