They had inadvertently summoned Satan himself . The Satan that poops. and OOPS ! they had no idea of my unfathomable naivety and the reynolds number of my poop action
TUK was , hands down , the prettiest girl in the class. She was white as fog , her face round with mahogany hair in a hime-cut style that just made me want to poop a lot lesser than what I was used to.
There are days when I can’t even burst a bubble wrap properly , but then , there are days when I just might operate a lathe machine all on my own and cut out a dildo from cast iron !
He was no resilient warrior either. Instead , the asshole was an incarnation of Courage the cowardly dog , only worse
UNIBROWS ? UGHH ! THEY SUCKK!!
These things aren’t aliens, as you may firsthand presume. Instead , let us just call them specially abled people with shitty forehead margins., like the one Kunal Ganjawala has , which grows relentlessly by the minute and by the end of the day grows to the size of Texas , or Jabalpur .
There is a debate about the percentage of brain man uses. The common belief is that we use only a meagre 10% of our brain. I would like to support that myth. Man himself only thinks 10% with their brain, the other 90% thinking is done by Google.Continue Reading "God made man, Man made GOOGLE!"
everyone was frigging writing volumes about how 2+2 gives fucking 4 .
To say this would be to state the obvious but I suck at taking exams!!
Out of the 2.64873 dozen things that I suck at
Kaalu was a cute and expensive (looking) dalmatian and every dog in that dynasty is named kaalu.Not because they’re black, which they are, but because my family was too busy to think of a more worthwhile name.
Mix ethanol with formaldehyde and pour it down the chimney of a dwarf’s modular kitchen and direct the flow to the river in Loompaland. By the time you are done with all this, the match is over.
Leave advertising, we are not even allowed to have a board outside our own office bigger than 5cm!!!! That’s the length of one index finger!