The early bird catches the worm , but the night owl , well, he simply doesn’t care about worms , and at times ends up devouring the early bird itself.
चादर पलट कर देखा तो करवटें उड़ गईं
आज माँ के चेहरे से सलवटें उड़ गईं ।
एक चटनी वो खट्टी सी माँ के हाथों की , (और)
शाही दस्तरख़ानों की लज़्ज़तें उड़ गईं ।
The revelation was startling, though , that a nail grown white could be cut out from the body without hurting any more than the burst of a chewing-gum bubble.
That one wretched apple fucked us all !! upon dying , Galileo left us one thing to be revered as a relic – a middle finger.
“…Time to get medieval on a few asses ” .
It’s that time of the year again , when , in an Indian engineering college , professors transmute themselves and appear , to the rest of the unwashed masses, as a King holding court.
Afar, the bronze herald of worship time,
the temple bell goes off in a celestial chime.
Tickets were bought instantly and then , as if by satanic providence , a computerized voice announced a two-hour delay!
Through the windshield , the bastard was clearly visible – the dead frog.
To sum it up , we are to this world what an appendix is to a large intestine and what nipples are to a man and what a handbrake is to a canoe.
What scholars had done millenniums ago with the aid of Christ , I do now , with the aid of Popeye the sailor. Let us now call the ages before the year 2002 as ‘Pre-Popeyeian’ era and the rest as ‘Post-Popeyeian’ era , much the same as ‘ Before Christ and After Christ’.